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The saying that changes under the logo
define wrote: … or, if you want to really make it interesting:
Get an array of subjects, array of verbs, and array of predicates, and use those to randomly generate "quotes". Then, use the names of famous politicians of the past to attribute the "quote" for bonus humor points.
To make it even better use a markov chain. Anyways, here's some code
$file = file_get_contents('file.txt');
$lines = explode("\n",$file);
echo $lines[mt_rand(0,count($lines)-1)]."\n";
?>
Will read lines from "file.txt" and print out a random line.