Team Buttsex

STOP READING RIGHT NOW IF UR A NOOB CUZ UR HED WILL EXPLODDDEE!

Hi! Welcome to the Team Buttsex recruiting thread.

If you think you has teh skilllzzzz to be in dis group, you betta think again f00.

Reqs:

1. Two hands - cuz its hard to be a 1337 haxx00000rrrrrrr w/o two hands
2. Pass this test: ((1+1/3 x .0034564) - (700)) x 0
3. Must have at leest eleventeen points on HBH, cuz we all know that points = real skill D. Make a $10 donation to support cancer.

Z0mgz!!11!1!oneone i'm deffinatly in!!! :D:D

k3wL bra. We is 1337!1`111!!1

me two, let's haxx

0k m4n! gR34t1!11

Now we gots ourslefs a reel haxxx000rrring t34m.

Init fam, we are teh 1337 hax!!11!1oneone we will pull strings and scratch backs and fiddle with nobs and rule teh interwebz :)

man, i had to log in just to reply to this thread!

Although…i have to admit it, i never made a donation of $10. Only $.25…and that was only because they were offering tasty looking apples for anyone who donated!

h3y guyzzz….l3t'z g0 inj3ct html in to gu3stb00ks to sh0w 0ff our reel haxxxxxxxxxxo000099998880000999oooo00RRRRRIIIINNNGNGGGGGGG skillzz!

so, r u in?

nights_shadow wrote: man, i had to log in just to reply to this thread!

Although…i have to admit it, i never made a donation of $10. Only $.25…and that was only because they were offering tasty looking apples for anyone who donated!

dats 0k bra. ur 1337, s0 ur in!

Placebo wrote: h3y guyzzz….l3t'z g0 inj3ct html in to gu3stb00ks to sh0w 0ff our reel haxxxxxxxxxxo000099998880000999oooo00RRRRRIIIINNNGNGGGGGGG skillzz!

z0mg you guyz, i got a good idear!
intext:"Powered by <insert vulnerable guestbook here>"

let'z use my leet trixor to find us some guestbookz. All theze z's are making my literacy much worze!

datz a gr34t ideer!!!!!!!3111127

w3 r s0000 1337!

t0tallyz! dat'z anuther s33krit requirement!

UR INN!!

What are th3 0th3r requirementz?

I rememberz one inv0lv3s a vibrator, a switch, a bunch of batteries, a floaty and a secret item. I don't want to give awayz your secretz so i stopz0r there!!!!1111

nights_shadow wrote: What are th3 0th3r requirementz?

I rememberz one inv0lv3s a vibrator, a switch, a bunch of batteries, a floaty and a secret item. I don't want to give awayz your secretz so i stopz0r there!!!!1111

w0wz! I cunt b3li3v3z h0w 1337 we all r!

nights_shadow, u finded anuther seekrit requirement! in c4s3 yous wuz all wundrings, seekrit requir3m3ntzzz R for th0ze whoze cunt g3t passsst t3h n0rmul requir3m3ntz.

I w4nn4 j001n!½one1thirtyseven!!½1

I AM A CYBER BANANAAA!½!

0k! UR INN two!

m4n we R gunna b33 t3h 13373t t33m h34r!

Ima h4xx0r mah n00b d00dz w1th th1z to0l c4lled sub7!½ w3 r s0 1337!!1§

thk-h3x wrote: Ima h4xx0r mah n00b d00dz w1th th1z to0l c4lled sub7!½ w3 r s0 1337!!1§

1337

M3 kn00wz!!1 IMA HAXX0R A MULTI DIMENSIONAL PANCAKE

K, dewdz, joint dammit.

D0n0t u c33 diz arsewome shiz

WAOW YEW GUIZ SEEM PR3TT3Y FUCK1NG PR0PR0Z. KIN I JOINZ YER SOC14L C1UBZ????1????!111ONE!?.?!ELEVEN!!?/?!?

kaksii wrote: K, dewdz, joint dammit.

D0n0t u c33 diz arsewome shiz

h3L:Lz YESZZS@111!!!!!

z0mgz! w3 n0w has t3h 7 awesomeynessly membz0rz!!!1!11!oneone We will rulez t3h interwebz in no timeyz B) B) :ninja: :ninja: :evil: :evil:

jaggedlancer wrote: z0mgz! w3 n0w has t3h 7 awesomeynessly membz0rz!!!1!11!oneone We will rulez t3h interwebz in no timeyz B) B) :ninja: :ninja: :evil: :evil:

wellz, u can0t do it in no timez.

I need tew click teh fuxing butt0n and tahtz waould teik liek 0.5 secz. xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

/me betz j00 Kaki that i haxx00rr t3h interwebz beforezy j00!!!1!1!oneone

jaggedlancer wrote: /me betz j00 Kaki that i haxx00rr t3h interwebz beforezy j00!!!1!1!oneone

R0phl, taht 0n3 meid laff. jagi, ev3ry1 kn0wz taht iz a li3.

XD

Fritzo wrote:

F3LLOW 1337 HAX0RS!

I MADE US WEBSITE!

CUZ WE R DA 1337 HAX0RS ON THIS INTERNETZ0R!

www.Fritzo.dk/1337

LMAO! I love it!

F3ll0w 1337 d00dz, pr3y f0r da Cyb3r h1pp13 #1, Fritzo!!

H0yeaz

NEw versi0n of sub7evenz releazed

Tahnkz, Fritttzy0r

g0d, w3'r3 s0 1337 0ur m0mz d0n't 3v3n kn0w wh4t'z h4pp3ning t0 uz.

:o I iz leit for din dins :(

1 kn0w 4ll ur l33t s3cr3tz

wtf…there's no buttsex in this thread….YOU LIED TO ME!!

meh anyway joins in

i h4XX0r teh internet arfter i playz counter streik wit ma homies, i r have yahoo messenger, and myspace r0xx

Placebo_mom wrote: 1 kn0w 4ll ur l33t s3cr3tz

ONOES!!!1!1oneonejuan!!11

(Oh and LMAO :p)

z0mg, whoever wrote teh customizing trojanz article is so 5up3r 1333333333333333333..37, but shouldn't give awayz our tr4de secretz! Exp3ct payment, l1ke an EM system for ub3r articlez like that!

Placebo_mom wrote: 1 kn0w 4ll ur l33t s3cr3tz

M0mz! Wh4tz R u doooin! UR gunn4 3mb4rr4ss m3 in fr0nt 0f 4ll my 1337 haxx000rr0xxx0x0x0r0x@!!!0vasg;dhasv!)000000RRRRRRR fr3ndz!

Fritzo wrote: /\/\3$$ \/\/17|-| 7|-|3 8357 |)13 |_1|<3 7|-|3 2357!

I can readz j00r sekrit codeyz and so canz my girlfriendz0r!! If j00 call me sadz i will haxx0r j00!?!

i r so elite i r start nu site like hbh and call it something else…and take all the skiddiest members from hbh for mi nu site…and i will copy teh challenges…and i r gonna DoS hbh cos i r so freakin' elite … loool

me and reaper are teh shit, lightmindz pwnz u all lololololol

w3 R s000 1337 th4t ur gr4ndm4z will h34dbutt th3mselfz!

Placebo wrote: M0mz! Wh4tz R u doooin! UR gunn4 3mb4rr4ss m3 in fr0nt 0f 4ll my 1337 haxx000rr0xxx0x0x0r0x@!!!0vasg;dhasv!)000000RRRRRRR fr3ndz!

1 r415ed y00, 4nd 1 w0nt l3t y00 h4ve bu33secks 4ga1n, d0nt u r3m3mb3r w00t h4pp3nd l4st t1me??!

w3 R s000 1337 th4t 1t w1ll b r41nzor w4r3z n' 1337 s3kr1tz fr0m t3h sk135!

zomgz, i just figured out something!

Take your points, subtract it by 30, add 38, multiply that by 49, divide by 2, then multiply that by 0 and add 1337!!!!!!

We can filmz it and uploadz0r to ubytube with backgroundz m00zix of Eiffel64 - Im bluez0r!!111!!11!oneone

Placebo_mom wrote: 1 r415ed y00, 4nd 1 w0nt l3t y00 h4ve bu33secks 4ga1n, d0nt u r3m3mb3r w00t h4pp3nd l4st t1me??!

T4tz |-|1l4r10u5 XDXD!!½

Placebo_mom wrote: 1 r415ed y00, 4nd 1 w0nt l3t y00 h4ve bu33secks 4ga1n, d0nt u r3m3mb3r w00t h4pp3nd l4st t1me??!

but itz n0t an 3l3ph4nt diz tim3.

pluz, buttsex iz da n4m3 0f my sup4r 1337 haxx0x0xxxxx0xx0x0x0xxxoxoxoxoxoxo1`1o1101haaapppp0x0000RRRRRINNNNNGGGG t34m!

let'z start blowing up vanz remotely!

Placebo wrote: but itz n0t an 3l3ph4nt diz tim3.

pluz, buttsex iz da n4m3 0f my sup4r 1337 haxx0x0xxxxx0xx0x0x0xxxoxoxoxoxoxo1`1o1101haaapppp0x0000RRRRRINNNNNGGGG t34m!

j3s, b0t w3 c4n7 af0rd an0th3tr 4b0rti0n 0n y00. w3 4r3 s0 p00r th4t y0 m0st r3m3mb3r t0 use 4ll ur c0nd0ms tw1z1, mk4y? g00d!

nights_shadow wrote: let'z start blowing up vanz remotely!

I s3nse.. b00mz½!

Placebo_mom wrote: [quote]Placebo wrote: but itz n0t an 3l3ph4nt diz tim3.

pluz, buttsex iz da n4m3 0f my sup4r 1337 haxx0x0xxxxx0xx0x0x0xxxoxoxoxoxoxo1`1o1101haaapppp0x0000RRRRRINNNNNGGGG t34m!

j3s, b0t w3 c4n7 af0rd an0th3tr 4b0rti0n 0n y00. w3 4r3 s0 p00r th4t y0 m0st r3m3mb3r t0 use 4ll ur c0nd0ms tw1z1, mk4y? g00d!

Z0mgz! If j00 needz c0nd0ms just askyz i has t3h loadz k?

P.S nice plaztix sergary Placebos mom beforez j00 were old granny now j00 are t3h shexy!!!111!1oneone

c0nd0mz R 1337

[@|\| 1 j0!\n\zoo000orr ! f333333l_ 1337z000r @n|)Z 3y3 0|\|(3 94\/3ZoR @y $20 2 ay h00|3z \/\/hoz +h0u9h+z h333z h@|)z c@nz0rZ!!!1111oneoneonetwelve

speaking of sk1dz

http://www.fritzo.dk/

lulzy

now this thread is just getting silly :P

btw, Placebo's_mum, last night was GREAT! Same time, same place next week, eh?

Pr0test wrote: speaking of sk1dz

http://www.fritzo.dk/

lulzy

Epic lulz, Fritzo is teh fagz!

system_meltdown wrote: Epic lulz, Fritzo is teh fagz!

Lawl, so u r in teh teamz?

can i has memburschip in tim butts3x? I's 1337 h4xx0r3r kkthxbye!!eleven11!!

nights_shadow wrote: zomgz, i just figured out something!

Take your points, subtract it by 30, add 38, multiply that by 49, divide by 2, then multiply that by 0 and add 1337!!!!!!

0mg 1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7h475 ju57 5c4ry!.

Funny how some -real- noobs quickly decide to post to this thread, they cover their selves up in this funny masquerade, thinking they can get away with their silly tricks by pointing their fingers at another person.

No offense to anyone :D

+5 to OP for best thread in weeks.

Folk Theory wrote: can i has memburschip in tim butts3x? I's 1337 h4xx0r3r kkthxbye!!eleven11!!

Ofcorsez j00 can!!11! Just proovez j00 can do uber 1337z HTMLz injectionz0r and j00r in B)

spyware wrote: Funny how some -real- noobs quickly decide to post to this thread, they cover their selves up in this funny masquerade, thinking they can get away with their silly tricks by pointing their fingers at another person.

No offense to anyone :D

+5 to OP for best thread in weeks.

amen.

its called team butt sex so obvious i had to read. I belive doing so gave me brain cancer =)

c4nc3r iz 1337

… You people need help. :)

ok so ya the c4nc3r is 733t comment made me laugh but ya still need help haha

OMFG 1 d3f1n173ly w4nn4 j01n y0u 1337 gyz! Just email me some of that condoms and i will get those fuckin guestbooks alerting forever! YOU DAMN 1337 i wonder how many hot chicks you got hah10101oneoneooneormaybetwoisbetterthatoneooneooneoneormaybeplacebosmumisbetterthaneverything!1!1!

This thread is rather disappointing. No butts, and no sex. Yet.

yayayaya i wanna joinz im a madaz n00b!

I dare someone to post pics of Buttsex in this thread :P

japanesedude wrote: I dare someone to post pics of Buttsex in this thread :P

and get banned?? what an awesome idea :D

L/\/\40.. j00 ppl 4r3 50 1337.. (4|/| 1 j01|/| j00r 1337 734/\/\

84\/\/, [((1+1/3 x .0034564) - (700)) x 0] 3q|_|4L5 ((330/5 + .31337)-1337357) x 0

:p

wow, i totally forgot about this thread. god was it awesome.

i mean "G0DD WUZ 1T 4W35UMZORZZZXXX

l0l 7h15 7|-|r34|) izZ 5oo000 funnyYyY :D 1v3 n3v3r 533n s0.o m4nNnY n()()bZ 1n ()n3 p|_4(3

In normal language: lol, this thread is so funny :D ive never seen so many noobs in one place :D

Don't post in long-dead threads without good reason. Ironic that you called everyone else a noob when you were typing like one. Lock. - Zeph