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Do the old potatoe in the muffler thing. I heard that it doesn't blow up the car, but shoots the potatoe out so fast that it could put a dent in a cement wall (like a garage). But, if you really want to have some fun, use that squirt glue and shoot that stuff into all of hte cars locks, and bring some extra keys and break those keys off in the locks. :D It's really mean, but, sometimes you just need a little revenge..
Anarchist cookbook, most of the copies on the net have been tampered with… But its all very easily salvagable with and A-Level (or keen intrest) in chemistry;)… My favorite is the LSD recipie i found in one that made som't very similar to stricnine :o, I wander if ne one tried it….
I would suggest people just made thermite… or potasium tri-iodide crystals… Termite could kill (or fuse rail lines together, depending ur fancie) potasium tri-iodide will scare the shit out of ur teacher when u suround a good 2 meter radiu of there car…
Tampons in a car… ummmm I think it would clog up the filter, causing it to stop working….. stick enamel paint in, if ur lucky it will get through the filter and hatrden under heat in the engine and make the cylinders go pop!
Okay everything else sounds great. But if you want to reallt f*ck up a car what you really want to do is stick a rag into the gas tank. Ive done this before. My neighbor got what was coming. **1)**His engine wouldn't start. **2)**Couldn't get to work for two days **3)**Car's went to shop for about 2 weeks **4)**Had to drain all the gas out and see what was wrong.(full tank of unused gas) **5)**Couldn't just pull out the rag. Options ….A ) Drill a big hole in gas tank = $200 ….B ) Get rid of tank and get new = $160 ….C ) Get rid of tank and buy used = $125 ….D ) Try to drive with out one = PRICELESS 6) After getting the used gas tank i had cost him two days worth of pay check = $400 and the $125 for the tank. Plus the $0.25 cents to ride to work and back on the bus. TOTAL= $400+$125= $525 + $0.25x14(days)x2(to work and back) = $532
O god. Good times, good times. :D
dude, ive done this before, so do it, if you can get under the hood, open the oil cap.
Add sand, the high grit shit, what the kids have in thier sand box.
You will scar thier piston walls, and you might not have any short term damage, but give it about 2 weeks, They will be buying a new engine, because it will not have very much power, at all. lets say from a max speed of 110 mph, down to a max of about 45
The benefit of this, is that after you do that, and they run the engine for the first time, There is only one wway to clean up that mess, and thats to rip apart the entire engine, flush the entire oi system, , etc….
I also know this because i work as a mechanic, so I know, lol
try it!