HellBounds New Clothing Line!
HellBounds New Clothing Line!
<img src='http://igargoyle.com/archives/nanoprism_glasses.jpg' style='margin:5px;width:120px;height:120px;float:left;' alt='Nanoprism Glasses' /> As you know, we currently only sell awesome T-shirts. However, that will change!
Working with recent developments in technology, and Mr_Cheese's fashion design university degree, we are going to be producing some very interesting and advanced items of clothing!
LCD Sunglasses will be priced at around $50.00, and Wifi Hacking Gloves at $29.99.
Please click read more, for further information!
<img src='http://igargoyle.com/archives/nanoprism_glasses.jpg' style='margin:5px;width:120px;height:120px;float:left;' alt='Nanoprism Glasses' />
As you know, we currently only sell awesome T-shirts. However, that will change!
Working with recent developments in technology, and Mr_Cheese's fashion design university degree, we are going to be producing some very interesting and advanced items of clothing!
Recent advanced in technology have allowed for extremely thin circuit boards to be designed, which can allow for them to be applied to clothing. Please see here for further information on this technology: <a href='http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7313203.stm' target='_blank'>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7313203.stm
Some of you may have heard of "smart clothing". See here if not: <a href='http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/aug/13/sciencenews.news' target='_blank'>http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2007/aug/13/sciencenews.news
It's where we combine technology with clothing, i.e japans invisibility suit, the recent "wifi" t-shirt, and nasa's jetpack trousers.
So… onto the exciting part! Smart clothing isn't hard to conctruct or design!
HellBound is planning on bringing out wifi hacking gloves, combined with LCD wireless monitor sunglasses.
The hacking gloves will have a similar function to the wifi t-shirt, except the gloves will have aircrack installed on them, so they will automatically crack wifi networks. Also, the gloves can be used as a keyboard. You just have to type into the air, and sensors register the movements and calculate what keys would be pressed! These signals will then be sent to the computers processing unit, which will be a small patch attached to the wrist, and then sent wirelessly to your LCD sunglasses.
This means you can connect to the internet, use firefox, talk on msn, and attempt to hack googles Virgle Colony (<a href='http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html)' target='_blank'>http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html), all from just using gloves and sunglasses!
It will take around 6 weeks for these items to become available, as the setup fee isn't cheap!
Sunglasses will be priced at around $50.00, and gloves at $29.99. All profits go straight towards continued hosting costs for HBH to ensure we stay online for as long as possible!
You can literally walk down the street, and hack whilst you walk, as well as looking extremely trendy at the same time. So, watch this space!
ghost 16 years ago
LoL.This is the biggest bullshit i have ever seen! This has nothing to do with "hacking".This is probably fun for all the windows plug and play,double click,drag 'n drop programmers,but it's just laughable by respected programmers,websecurity specialist,and network guru's.I have also never seen a "true hacker" wearing a shirt,saying i am part of this or that "hacking community".I am a "1337 hacker" i break into computers,and destroy sites.That's like a criminal going to turn himself in to the authorities,orrrr…the shirt is being worn by some1 who wants to be,likes other to believe he is,but never will be,a "hacker".LoL.:Dpretty funny this right here!
ghost 16 years ago
LoL fuser :P anywayz,cheese…this beats last year gay pink layout,with all the bubbles and shit.LoL.
Uber0n 16 years ago
Oops, I meant 'darksun' but I couldn't see what I wrote since the text box is hidden behind the news lol
ghost 16 years ago
Sign me up for the whole set, but only if they have HUGE HBH logos as well as the words "I'm a hacker, please take note of this so you can tell your local cop." :P Good April first joke.
ghost 16 years ago
Nice, I thought you might how changed out the layout oor something that. I'll take the pair.
ghost 16 years ago
Personally, I think the gloves sound a bit touchy… Typing in the air? What about those of us who have smaller keyboards, or those of us who dont touch-type? Also, the glasses display will probably damage your eyes. Im sure you have heard about how tvs and computers are damaging the eyes of the next generation. If you put it closer to your eyes, it damages them more.
If im buying 50 bucks of pain, then i'd rather stick to the normal laptop. Like the macbook air. If im buying 30 bucks of finger cramps, then i'd rather stick to the damn laptop. The only really appealing thing I see is the gloves that crack wifi networks. Thats the only handy thing I'd need, and the rest is just as promising as Kevin Rudd's plans for working families. (Sorry, if you arent Australian, you wouldnt get that.)
ghost 15 years ago
lol OMFG this is like the best technology ever
Mayb i could get some shoes that will pay for my fast foos too?