Ethernet's Perl

We at G-line have decided to bring you a nice issue containing nothing but Ethernet's Perl code. Read it and laugh along with us at how much he sucks.

Edit: We at G-line have recently been alerted that the zine was mirrored. Get it at: http://maxkelley.be/~n3w7yp3/zfb/G-line/g-line_vs_ethernets_perl.txt

Oh no! I'm bad at coding perl!

You guys are so leet :) Please post more of my personal faults.

You are aware that bashing someone else's code in no way improves your own code or makes you appear any more skilled than the person you are insulting?

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Th3r3 g0nn4 phuq1n' dr0p my sp00lz!

I'm d00med, az I'm juzt a lame ass member 0f that l4me script k1ddie gr0up, Locus7s.

G-line fuqin' 0wnz my ass!