Global Warming Possible Solution
Now we've all heard about the possible problems of global warming; which is supposedly human caused. We've also all heard of possible solutions such as cutting down on pollution from cars, factories; switching to nuclear/solar power. But I, Ladies and Gentleman, have a better idea.
Put all factories on the moon. Ship water (from the melted ice caps) off-planet. (This would also require a place to store excess salt so the fish could live)
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drakonandor wrote: Now we've all heard about the possible problems of global warming; which is supposedly human caused. We've also all heard of possible solutions such as cutting down on pollution from cars, factories; switching to nuclear/solar power. But I, Ladies and Gentleman, have a better idea.
Put all factories on the moon. Ship water (from the melted ice caps) off-planet. (This would also require a place to store excess salt so the fish could live)
Like it? Hate it? Feel free to post criticism! :evil::ninja:
how unintelligent do you want to be??
you obviosly have little/no knowledge in this area and are jumping to conclusions without information/sense
iv heard the cost of taking a can of coke to space is in the thousands so if you find a cheap way to get a load of factorys to the moon and the produce back then go for it.
Global warming is no problem anyway, its the next ice age we need to worry about.
this is assuming the gulf stream dosnt die.
temperatures increase -> this melts the icecaps -> this leads to sea levels rising -> this means their is more surface area on the oceans and combined with the increased heat means a LOT more evaporation.
evaporation means clouds, the top of clouds are white and what colour is best for reflecting sunlight?? white!!! also sunlight generally bounces off water anyway which is why you have to put sunscreen under your chin and places that do not recieve much sunlight from above.
with more clouds reflecting sunlight, global temps drop and bring on another iceage.
it is what brought on the last few ice ages and the scarey thing is that it happens on average in about 70 years to go from nice hot spain like whether to nasty artic freezing-freezing-your-butt-off weather
even if my theory is wrong which given the number of variables is not impossible but it is improbable, the gulf stream will stop reducing the temperatures in the northern hemisphere, london is on teh same latitude as moscow (near enough anyway) and in moscow they freeze their butts off every winter but we have our gulf stream to keep us warm(ish). we will still be a bit warmer than moscow but only a few degrees so we will be seeing ice bergs in the thames :D
To stop all this happening the answer would be irradicate china in a eco freindly way. the chinese are the biggest polluters and we cant tell them off as they say you had ur industrial revolution and now we are having ours, it would also stop the most likely chinese invasion of the planet. They are slowly and subtly buying lots of industry in other countrys little bits at a time. then when they own everything they will proclaim thereselves as supreme rulars of the universe and us non-chinese people will be forced into slavery :(
on the bright side most of trhis will happen when im dead :D
A few of you mentioned the cost problem… Well we'll soon have mass drivers/space 'vators. B)
Also, fatories can be automated.
Also why should Global Warming be allowed to happen? Excess population (e.g. China) can be cluster bombed/nuked/owned by bored American infantry. ;):right:
This thread is only half joking.
@drakon… i kinna think thats how most of these wars are starting anyway ^^ all our troops get bored wanna blow something up… and then go for it ^^ then they all blame the president and chew at him till the next one comes
drakonandor wrote: A few of you mentioned the cost problem… Well we'll soon have mass drivers/space 'vators. B)
Also, fatories can be automated.
Also why should Global Warming be allowed to happen? Excess population (e.g. China) can be cluster bombed/nuked/owned by bored American infantry. ;):right:
This thread is only half joking.
and unrealistic. have you any idea how many bullets it would take to kill everyone in china?? there is 1.4 billion people there!!! thats 1400000000 people and the rate of growth is enough so that the line would be nearly never ending. Nuking it would of course wouldnt affect the environment and of course china would never defend itself :right:
china is nearly invinceable. the only way i can see that would remove it as THE most powerful nation is somehow take out the entire government and a few major cities, airports ,ports and other stuff to put the country into confusion and ultimately anarchy.
when china invades dont say i didnt warn you!!! it is only a matter of time until we bow down to communist :right: chinese rulars :o
koolkeith12345 wrote:
have you any idea how many bullets it would take to kill everyone in china?? there is 1.4 billion people there!!! thats 1400000000 people and the rate of growth is enough so that the line would be nearly never ending.
It won't be never ending once you start shooting everyone. Plus they'll be too busy getting shot at to worry about keeping their population up ;)
Ayr4 wrote: Umm…kill all cows? Burn the cars? Dump all gasoline and old in the ocean? There are maney possebiletys:p
LOLOLOL Yea …
Killing cows .. Hows that gonna help Burn all cars .. Give off fumes contributing to the whole problem .. Dumping gasoline in the ocean will kill like ….. everything :P I dont think so …
mastergamer wrote: It won't be never ending once you start shooting everyone. Plus they'll be too busy getting shot at to worry about keeping their population up ;)
yes but sheer numbers stop you from killing them quick enough. If you lined up all chinks and told them to walk past you the line would be never ending and when you start shooting you might wipe out few thousand or so but you would have to kill faster than about 2 per second to cause a decline. Also lets say youve killed 0.1 billion of them. there would be 1.3 billion more who will be suitibly annoyed with you. There is nothing on the planet that could take out that many people without turing the world into a radioactive slush puppie.
rockbll4 wrote: [quote]djdotti wrote:
LOLOLOL Yea …
Killing cows .. Hows that gonna help Burn all cars .. Give off fumes contributing to the whole problem .. Dumping gasoline in the ocean will kill like ….. everything :P I dont think so …
cows give of co2 when they fart[/quote]
How about all the other problems i have noted… Burning the cows will give off fumes though . :P
Mandatory Blackle reference
Well since we're now on the subject of killing the Chinese before they kill us… The U.S. will of course have the U.K.'s, Canada's, Australia's, South Korea's, and Japan's help. :D
It's known that they have much more man power than us, and a bigger airforce; BUT there airforce is composed of shitty old American planes. We have a large technology gap (which the Chinese are trying to overcome by a huge defense budget).
During U.S. Army basic training (boot camp), recruits shoot over 10,000 bullets of ammunition. We have over 1 million people in our military at the moment (many are office jobs, tech jobs); however, all our Marines are trained to be "riflemen", therefore all of them are qualified infantry.
Plus, if a war ever happened; it'd be WW 3 so I'd expect a draft.
Also using our uber new stealth bombers could simultaneously bomb every city, military base, square inch in China; though I imagine Russia would not appreciate the fallout.. (Korea, Japan would be vulnerable also.)
drakonandor wrote: Well since we're now on the subject of killing the Chinese before they kill us… The U.S. will of course have the U.K.'s, Canada's, Australia's, South Korea's, and Japan's help. :D
It's known that they have much more man power than us, and a bigger airforce; BUT there airforce is composed of shitty old American planes. We have a large technology gap (which the Chinese are trying to overcome by a huge defense budget).
During U.S. Army basic training (boot camp), recruits shoot over 10,000 bullets of ammunition. We have over 1 million people in our military at the moment (many are office jobs, tech jobs); however, all our Marines are trained to be "riflemen", therefore all of them are qualified infantry.
Plus, if a war ever happened; it'd be WW 3 so I'd expect a draft.
Also using our uber new stealth bombers could simultaneously bomb every city, military base, square inch in China; though I imagine Russia would not appreciate the fallout.. (Korea, Japan would be vulnerable also.)
Or we could pay like £100 an hour for an english-><-chineese translator and use our "1337" hax0ring skillz to start a cyberwar and take out chineese society
"Society leans ever heavily on computers, if you have the power to take out computers you can take out society. - cubeman372" !!LOL!!
o and to all the people who wanna nuke china:
You see, that is quite easy. China isnt a very big country. There are, in fact, vary few missle bases. We know the exact location of every Chinese missle base, thanks to a nice little map they provided us with. So really it wouldnt be that hard to take out all of Chinas defenses without any counter attacks on the U.S. Not to mention, I enjoy pork fried rice and lomaine. Its quite delicious. If we nuked China, eating Chinese food just wouldnt be the same knowing that you bombed they guy that made it's home country.
China has very limited power to project any of their military strength, the lack of a significant blue water fleet means that we only have to worry about ground based systems (currently China has no nuclear armed submarines on deterrent patrols I believe). Not that id support nuclear first strike, but against China it is a possible option and would result in far fewer western casualities than a conventional invasion. The FAS report is interesting reading on the US exaggerration of China's nuclear strength. http://www.fas.org/main/content.jsp?formAction=297&contentId=568
But anyway thats totally off-topic really. I dont think relocating to the moon would really solve the problem. It isnt just factories its basically our life styles that are the root of the problem, but hey i enjoy driving my gas-guzzler and purchasing plastic products and I aim to die before global warming gets me!
drakonandor wrote:
Put all factories on the moon. Ship water (from the melted ice caps) off-planet. (This would also require a place to store excess salt so the fish could live)
O.o Each Shuttle/rocket blasting off costs billions it would cost near the Earths wealth just to do that, if we had enough money it might work but it wouldnt in this day and age
bigggnick wrote: You see, that is quite easy. China isnt a very big country. There are, in fact, vary few missle bases. We know the exact location of every Chinese missle base, thanks to a nice little map they provided us with. So really it wouldnt be that hard to take out all of Chinas defenses without any counter attacks on the U.S.
china isnt a very big country :o ????!!!! when was the last time you looked at a map??? its fucking huge!!! "nice little map they provided us with" uhh yeah "they" provided. and they never would falsify stuff would they?? you couldn't see microsoft giving apple vistas source code would you?? and china-vs-america is much more competitive.
and not hard to take out china's defenses?? you blow up the silos, the airbases and shipyards and you are still left with 1.39999999 chinese who will go into guerilla warefare, think vietnam except a LOT BIGGER.
djdotti wrote: Or we could pay like £100 an hour for an english-><-chineese translator and use our "1337" hax0ring skillz to start a cyberwar and take out chineese society
"Society leans ever heavily on computers, if you have the power to take out computers you can take out society. - cubeman372" !!LOL!!
there are more hackers in china than any other country, the next country is russia and they would either stay neutral or make war with us capitalist pigs. If its a hacking war then we would get pwned big style.
rockbll4 wrote: cows give of co2 when they fart
no they dont its methane, check stats and facts before writing ;) if it was Co2 then their farts would not smell which would defeat the purpose of a fart
mido wrote: Why all that for?! i think he means he agrees with you..!
it was all true, i doubt he even read it, he just looked then saw a page of text and typed yes
and with the sotrey about bigmac bitch or whatever: if my predictions about her from the description is true then she will be contributing as much methane if not more than the cows she eats :xx:
hehe ok kaksii, i'm slowing down :p hmmm…yea, you mean a) we all (Now) dead? or b) gonna die? If you mean a)….Ok i 50% agree, cause i tihnk that vary from a country(region) than that another, and also the level of pollution, etc, etc….
If you mean b)….Ok i Agree
BTW, I'm Dying now, not gonna die! I'm weird!i!
not me im gonna live for 133700000 years :D but who cares if humans die off??
basically there are two outcomes: our population continues increasing at an increasingly rapid rate, or it hits something, levels out and drops
i doubt we will live for ever as apart from our egos theres nothing 2 say we will live on forever
koolkeith12345 wrote: not me im gonna live for 133700000 years :D but who cares if humans die off??
basically there are two outcomes: our population continues increasing at an increasingly rapid rate, or it hits something, levels out and drops
i doubt we will live for ever as apart from our egos theres nothing 2 say we will live on forever
Or something will happen to the whole earth :whoa:
maybe something wilkl happen to earth, that would be the leveling out and dropping part.
it could be loads of things: nuclear war, black hole, asteroid, severe climate change, someone manages to convert a large amount of matter to antimatter accidently, a malignant virus, alien invasion, a non terrestial intelligence invasion, a chinese invasion, dick cheney takes charge (mass suicide) i could go on and on
koolkeith12345 wrote: maybe something wilkl happen to earth, that would be the leveling out and dropping part.
it could be loads of things: nuclear war, black hole, asteroid, severe climate change, someone manages to convert a large amount of matter to antimatter accidently, a malignant virus, alien invasion, a non terrestial intelligence invasion, a chinese invasion, dick cheney takes charge (mass suicide) i could go on and on
I think also there will be something related to sky.
i have the solution!!!!
tell this guy: here to shut his mouth and c02 emmissions would drop by 50%