The History
This is the story we got so far:
Once upon a time there were a man who tried to eat a entire brothel, but suddently a hooker jumped out the door with a rifle and shot him in the groin, and he shouted "Thank god i sliced off my balls this morning when i tried to shave my hair off", thanks to that bird who hates pubic hair because she once found a pubic hair in her mouth, and it was really long, so she followed it to a swedish stripper club, where she met a guy who went by thename Mr Noob, he said how did you know i was a swedish stripper? To which she replied "It says you are a stripper on your myspace, perhaps you need to ask the fairy, who goes by the name of DarkMessiah, who will help you to live with a gypsy, because the smell aroused him. This man needs dire help, and the only person who can help him is the real Messiah, after all, he is the most sexually depraved person on this planet, because he once got competely naked and ran through his local area stopping just in time to creampie an old woman, who turned out to be Bill Gates! He tried to wipe it off, but the manmilk became physically bonded with his face and he fell over screaming "Aaaaaargh!! My mouse has run out of batterys. Im using mousekeys and its pissing me off!" Luckily, that rabbit from the advert was on hand and proceeded to re-insert his duracell batteries. Bill Gates, now happily charged off, proceeded to put on a rainbow hat and dance through the streets until he reached a gay pride parade, at which point he removed the rainbow hat so as not to be associated with the gay people, and ran off into the sunset. Meanwhile, back at the swedish strip club that bird that everyone has by now forgotten about proceeded to get off her face on ecstacy and immigrate to iceland but because of global warming it melted, so all the world leaders dicided to eat the poor birdie, but a recently-infected penis, which had turned into a dell laptop, which unfortunately turned into a cumberland sausage but it tasted like a shotgun, with the birdie used to kill Mr. Noob, and kicks to see if hes alive… a small high pitch yelp confirms he is. But it was just gas escaping from his corpse… it didnt talk, you just imagined it. But which orafice did the gas come from? Mr. Noob thinks it best no one ever knows, but its confirmed that it came from jaggy's favourite orifice. Koolkeith12345 ask which is jaggys favourite orifice? Someone says it came from the Urethra, but jaggy…