Tech Quotes! :P

Ok it is apparant that there are many funny tech quotes around the net so get posting them :P

i will start with the ones from my sig :P

Mac for Graphics, Linux for Server's, Windows for Solitare.

In a world without fences and wall's, Who needs Gates and Windows?

(both found on t-shirts you can buy off the net dont know where though)

Relentless.

here are some from the random quote in the forum of www.nickscomputing.com

Unless mankind redesigns itself by changing our DNA through altering our genetic makeup, computer-generated robots will take over our world. -Stephen Hawking

The operating system does not make the hacker, the hacker makes the operating system-Me

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. -Jeremy S. Anderson

Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. -Dennis Ritchie

Haha great Thanx! :)

Here is another which is sooooo true.

There is no Patch for Human stupidity - Again cant remeber where from :(

Relentless

I've got some:

"My crime is that of curiosity" – I don't know where, but that one is in the movie Hackers.

and one that's not really a hacking quote, but quite damn funny.

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. What? It's Corinthians one, chapter thirteen verse eleven."

and this one:

"The pool on the roof must have a leak. "

But i'll try to think of more :).

first one was the mentor wfrom the hacker's manifesto.

second was recited by wilson on home imporvement, and IMO not that funny

Aye good old hackers lol :P

Good quotes people :P

Relentless.

how about

"a computer does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do"

and

"According to my calculations, this problem doesn’t exist" windows tech.

lastly

"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light."

^_^