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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Appoints Paris Hilton as Honorary Member of its Ninja Strike Force
Elite Team Stands by Hilton in Light of Alleged Hacking
New York, NY - September 6, 2006 – CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc), a prominent group of technology activists and inspiring thought leaders, hereby announces the appointment of Paris Hilton as an honorary member of its Ninja Strike Force (http://www.ninjastrikeforce.com/?page_id=5).
In light of Ms. Hilton's alleged hacking of the voicemail accounts of Lindsay Lohan and other celebrities (http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/23/company-says-hiltons-a-hacker-lohan-a-victim/), the group has decided to offer her one of its highest honors as a show of support. This marks the first celebrity appointment to the cDc Ninja Strike Force.
"Our technological exploits have also been misunderstood by the media. We support Ms. Hilton in this anxious time. People like us have to stick together," said Anthony Trammel, a cDc spokesperson. "As a result, CULT OF THE DEAD COW has conferred upon Paris Hilton an honorary membership in the Ninja Strike Force, with all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities thereunto appertaining."
got to love those crazy CDC guys…