the uber hacker... i just had to show you :))
i was browsing another forum and i encounter the following question…:
can some1 tell me where to begin if i want to hack
what do i need to know first what do i need to do ?
(ok there are 3 questions :P ) and then i found this answer…
First: Get a machete or any bladed weapon more then 7 inches. This includes but is not limited to, lawn mover blades, steel pipes that have been hammered flat, and any type of hatchet or axe. Make sure your edged weapon is exceptionally sharp. For a beginner I recommend using a standard hand hatchet, one found at any local hardware store. Just make sure you sharpen the hatchet after each use.
Second: Find a old Halloween mask, or make one out of discarded pieces of flesh. You need to strike “ph33r†into your victims. Your default facial features might not only be recognized buy your victim if you survive, but it makes a less freighting story to the police if they say “It was just some guy.†Keep in mind this DOES NOT include face paint. Face paint will run after your first few miles of “walking fast†to chase down your victim and will smear. Smeared face paint does not look scary, just really silly.
Third: Make a keen name for your self. This usually is composed of a three word phrase like “The (your hometown) (another name for the act of cutting). For Example, you could use the name… The Holland Butcher!
I hope this helps you out, Hacking has been a dying art ever since the innovation of the computer databases of DNA and fingerprinting. If you take it a day at a time, you might make it worth your while.
i just couldent stop laughing for about 20 minutes after i foun this =)) :D:D:D:p:p