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Something I found funny


korg's Avatar
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Top 10 signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

  1. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

  2. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

  3. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

  4. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

  5. Mumbled, "Oh, uh-pleeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

  6. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

  7. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

  8. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

  9. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk.

Feel free to add some more!


ghost's Avatar
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korg wrote:

  1. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

hey thats one of my turn-ons :D


ghost's Avatar
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*11 You hear a faint scream come from his corner of the office after the windows login sound


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12.Has a dog called beastie 13.Sends some guy in norway called linus a birthday card yearly 14.When you mention sun he starts ranting about sparc…


ghost's Avatar
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I've seen this before but

  1. Checks all the ports for a keylogger before logging on
  2. Gets annoyed when people ask stupid questions
  3. Has catch phrases "Just Fucking Google It" and "Google is your Friend"