biggest moron ever. read this, but go to the toilet first... you will piss yourself

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

I only have three words… WHAT A TOOL

lol i've read that…isn't it posted in the HBH links section?

lol half the hackers in this world dont dress like that

Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Yea that was worth the read

"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War."

:D Love it!

lol. how would a parent know how a hacker dresses? that is just so stupid…

wat i wanna know is if the artictle was a joke or not cause NOONE in the world could be that ignorent

wtf?? how is "lunix" as he calls it a really bad hacking tool?!? sure its better than windows but it wasnt designed for hacking was it? and its Linux not fucking Lunix!

I dont like the parent of this child at all. Basically he seems like a big headed moron. Has the best family in the US? Im sure they all have issues and if his son is a hacker he should be proud that he can learn something on his own. Yes i suppose there is the dissapointment of him getting arested if he cocks up on something big but if i had a son and he was a hacker and be proud that he has learnt something on his own and made sure that he doesnt do anything too bad when he aint ready or summet along those line lol!

Basically i dont think his parents understand him. Mine do lol… they found out… my brother told them but they was like oh well as long as you dont get caught? as if i could i cant even hack into a pc i have an ip for :| gay! lol just havent tried it before lol!

Yeah ill shutup now just stating the guys a moron and should listen to his children B)

hmm. mine are ok with what i do. i actually told them.

they think it's ok as long as i don't destroy poeple's hard work. but i'm not a black hat and am ethical so that's not a problem.

this article only proves how media affects parents about hackers.

here are my answers.

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

congratulate him for being smart to find you a cheeper internet.

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

windows has messenger and chat installed automaticly, aswell as many other crap/good programs. i personally believe that it's a disaster if 10 Mb of your 160 Gb drive is a program that your kid installed when crap you don't even use takes 10 Gb.ignorant kid.and that heroes of m&m 5 is probably a hacking tool.

3. Has your child asked for new hardware? this is LOL . no other comment needed for this

4. Does your child read hacking manuals? only true thing in that crap. if it reads hacking manual, it will probably be a hacker.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? i am used to spend 10 hours on oblivion/ heroes of might and magic 5/ and so on when i have time

6. Does your son use Quake? i am "would be a hacker" and i never heard of quake with trigger locks.it's a damn game.

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

that's probably because his girlfriend kicked him

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"? another lol

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance? yes, i radicly changed my appearance when i fell into mud. children change appearance basicly by music type they listen to. when i would walk around town in hbh t-shirt nobody would say i'm hacker.

10. Is your son struggling academically? there is some thuth in this. but if your son has priorities then he'll be fine.talk to him and tell him how school is importand and ect.

a thing i saw while reading this… he never mentioned girls. i know of some hell good girl hackers.

now a real advice from parents would be to never destroy peoples work or to do things that are gonna give problems. and that's ok with me.

and i found one interesting comment there :" how could i have been so blind…i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out… yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker…I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere…Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away…THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes"

whoever he is that guy is cool :D

Nah, I've seen this before and I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

It''s posted under the 'Internet Idiocy' section, and his family all share names with the Brady Bunch. Also, if you look at the poll in the corner, it looks like its an article not to be taken seriously.

lol yeah this is hilarious, i remember first time i read it i laughed so hard.

but dont take it serioulsy though, its a joke that plays on typical parent computer illiteracy.

so yeah, its a joke, still hilarious though :)

hihi lol @ this dad :) n3rd if I had parents like that i'd be living at my own place for long long time

1 word: Muahahahahahaha!!!

I found the bit about linux almost insulting. And the bit about AMD!

You do all realise that this article is a piss-take? You should checkout the other articles on the site, I i remember right theres a funny one about how playschools are communist because they teach children to share :D

lol, look @ that poll about "i'm scared of hackers because…"

:D:D:D It would be funnier if it was real. The comments are great too.:D:D:D

comments rule :D

Poll

I'm scared of hackers because… They hack into NASA 5% They steal things 4% They are violent sociopaths 4% They use amphetamines and speed 7% They help Osama Bin Laden 14% They're un-American 5% They smell bad 58%

omfg hahhahahahaha that is the poll that is on the right of that article…. Osama? smell bad??!??!?!?!? wtf……hahahaha

half of you guys are idiots… no one seems to realize that this IS supposed to be a joke that plays on the common ignorance of the general public, even after people have already pointed out it's a joke people are throwing a fit about what's written..

im not throwing a fit i was just laughin really hard at the poll :D

not necessarily you, but look at half of the posts on the previous page people like H-oLm35, bounce, setrop, etc all went crazy over the article

chislam wrote: Poll

I'm scared of hackers because… They hack into NASA 5% They steal things 4% They are violent sociopaths 4% They use amphetamines and speed 7% They help Osama Bin Laden 14% They're un-American 5% They smell bad 58%

omfg hahhahahahaha that is the poll that is on the right of that article…. Osama? smell bad??!??!?!?!? wtf……hahahaha

hihi, the only person I ever helped was zeyun ye (check belgium football scandals if you don't know him) damn that guy made me rich

OMG, this crap is so funny. :D

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

Just hillarious!!!

i nearly died. that was so funny. i printed it off and showed it to people….. it s so funny

Funniest thing I have read in my life!!!:D Sounds like a witch burning in the dark ages!! 1.If someone could explain to me what comic cursor has to do with hacking it would be appreciated:) 2.If I know perl that means I'm a hacker!!!:o 3.Everyone should know that the first time I saw a computer I got "argumentative and surly in his social behaviour" hoo boy 4.who's "Lunix" 5.You mean it's not normal to wear passifiers!! I think it looks coolB) Better stop than. 6.My favorite "Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation" etc. "computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases" Now remember this is only true if he is communicating with his "evil hacker friends".:D:D

P.S. Someone tell me she was joking! Read the comments they are even funnier

I think this parent was a smart and concerned wise adult I congradualte him on not giving his child a spanking right of the bat and trying to get him to confess The article he wrote is very imformative and all parents should read it to be sure they protect thier children I mean all the danger bonzie buddy could do :( It makes me sad to think about it Without concerned parents like this in the world who knows what the world would be He has every right to allow his son limited computer time this way he wont have time to learn all of those awful computer languges such as perl and that lunix AOL ROCKS!

LOL

who ever this noob is, they arer stupid, ive never seen anyon dress that way, and he misspelled LINUX.

Lol.

It was a worthy, funny read.

Whoever wrote this did a really great job… he managed to get pretty much every1 here (exept mr cheese) worked up and pissed about it XD

Lol in addition, theres thousands n thousands of people that posted pissed comments at him xD

I almost pissed myself laughin at first, but if you explore the site, youll find out its jst a joke ;)

haha, i saw this ages ago, posted it on tgc, what an idiot, tho aperently its a joke, still a good laff :happy:

lol =D

Nice one..