Urine tests

Okay. Hi everyone. You probably know me lol. Well anyway as most of you know I'm in a bit of a dilemma here. I'm a frequent pot smoker and i smoked about 12 hours ago, and found out i may be getting piss tested soon. What is, if any of you know, the most efficient way to pass the piss test? I know about the water one, I'm just making it so i have a plan b or something. Thanks, Xer0X|manic

raises eye brows Water one?

Ok, personally I don't smoke… anything, but I live with my father, so I might be able to help you out.

If you live near a Walmart, they sell… erm… certain yellow liquids that mimick urine. There are websites that have applicators that you just stick in your pants, and for thirty or so dollars you can get the liquid.

Certain herbal teas will flush everything from your system, I used to have a box of it somewhere… dangit… I went to look, but I still can't find it. I'd google looking for it, I'll try to see if I can get to it…

Erm, hows that help? Need any more? :-)

You could always have a loyal friend give you his urine. I doubt they'd DNA test it for a minor drug abuser :P

Unfortunately, there is a very good chance that they will WATCH me give the sample, so I cant pull out a little bottle and pour it in the cup, and they test the pH and temperature of the urine. Water is basically a solution because if you drink about 2 liters of water you will piss pretty much ONLY water, and the metabolites created by THC wont be above the 50 nanogram per millilitre limit. I've thought about causing a false negative (passing the test) by adding powdered bleach or liquid soap, but I have to start testing for that

Well, here's what I can tell you, though I have not read this whole thread. I might be repeating somebody and if so I'll apologize in advance.

1. Drink lots of water
2. Make sure that you've peed about four times after you wake up and before your test.
3. Do your research on your over the counter drugs, because some of them will turn up as marijuana in a clean person's piss. If you are given the chance to list recently used meds it would be a bonus for you to have "taken" a OTC drug that just happens to cause a failure.

Hope this helps. I know for a fact that you can pass a piss test having smoked the day before, because in my younger years I used to smoke on an occasion or two, even though I am a straight edge now…lol.. I passed one having smoked the afternoon before. good luck.

Xer0X wrote: Unfortunately, there is a very good chance that they will WATCH me give the sample, so I cant pull out a little bottle and pour it in the cup, and they test the pH and temperature of the urine. Water is basically a solution because if you drink about 2 liters of water you will piss pretty much ONLY water, and the metabolites created by THC wont be above the 50 nanogram per millilitre limit. I've thought about causing a false negative (passing the test) by adding powdered bleach or liquid soap, but I have to start testing for that

The problem with drinking a great deal of water is that it makes you piss an extremely light yellow, and they'll know you flushed it out. To balance it, take B6, which will make you pee a dark yellow, and even things out.

Black tea!!!!! Thats the name!! :-D

I also plan to take about 5 aspirin, as they are known to help with producing a false negative. Thanks for all the information and help you guys, I owe you one.

heya, i dont smoke or anything, but i did ask my best friend who does, and this is what she said:

umm yeah….either go to GNC or Peggys Natural Food sotre and buy the drink for 40…..it works within 30 min. Or drink canberry juice alot of it…..or drink Hot green tea…like 5 cups of that……it should work unless he has too much in his system

well yea, hope you the best of luck -hackthis-

Pickle Juice also works well. Makes you have to piss a lot.

oh? I never knew pickle juice was a diuretic :o I'd rather stick to the cranberry juice though, pickle juice would probably make me puke.

Generally, here's the best method, though I don't condone drug use:

Simply drink a lot. Of everything. Lots of coffee, tea, anything caffinated. Then, take a few advil or asprin. (This is just something else you can claim in case someone sees anything abnormal.) If you take any prescriptions, take them roughly 2-3 hours before the test, (no before or after as this is the best timeline for proper metabolization into the body as well as a few remaining amounts in the stomach.

Eat a lot of fresh fruits, (as in, if you can get to a store, get two large cantaloupes and go crazy.) Despites its place as an urban myth, also buy a large bottle of poppyseeds, maybe two. Chug. Take a swig, chug water to get them down. The more stuff you can have in your system, the better. This will cause both false positives and negatives back and forth, as well as clean the real junk out.

If you really want to get them, make a packet of -someone else's- blood, and fake some blood in your piss.