You might be a geek if....
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You have 2 or more ISPs.
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You feel like an inferior when you have to call tech support for anything.
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Your computer cost more than your wife's engagement ring.
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Hearing your computer boot up is the only thing that brings you out of a coma.
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When moving, you choose a neighborhood based on the number of unencrypted wireless networks.
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You give your kids corrupt CD-Rs to use as frisbees and bad network cables for jump ropes.
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The last time your nephew asked for a piggyback ride, you connected to your neighbor's wireless network and opened your web browser.
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You're a Democrat and you hate Dell more than George Bush.
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You think “March of the Penguins†is Linux showcase coming to your city next March.
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When you got arrested for throttling your Internet, you were more interested in the specifications of the police officer's laptop than hearing your Miranda rights.
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Your boss fired you when he caught you overclocking your Celeron work computer so you could play WoW.
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Your mouse pad is larger than 7x7 inches.
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You cringe whenever you see beige.
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You can tell how much storage an Ipod video has based on its thickness.
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Your mouse cost more than $20.
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When the weather man said a cat 5 was heading your way, you checked your mailbox to see if your network cables arrived from Newegg.
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Your monitor is larger than your TV.
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You can name four or more operating systems in less than 10 seconds.
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You sold one of your kidneys when the AMD Athlon X2 came out so you could upgrade.
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You own a generator just so you can use your computer when the power goes out.
<i found this on another site and thought it was funni> -hackthis-
I got 8.
I think #7 could read Thus: You Use a LARGE Sheet of Paper as your Mousepad to maximize coverage.