Quatation Qrazyness.

Okay, play time. This game is called "Quatation Qrazyness" and it's very easy to play.

Rules:

1. Never post two times in a row
2. Always QUOTE something and provide a link to the SOURCE.
3. It has to be enjoyable/funny/laughable.
4. The quoted has to be in English (so everyone can have a laugh).
5. Original content only. Actually QUOTE things, don't cite quotations.

Hints for new players: IMDB, Wikipedia discussions and Youtube are good starting grounds.

I'll start.

The one problem with "Communism is not to blame" theory is that failure governments (like Russia then, Iraq in the 80s, North Korea, etc. and most dictatorships, HAVE to occupy people minds with the threat of attack from the outside in order to maintain power. Democracies don't have to do this. -Student7 (emphasis is mine).

Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Communism#Most_of_this_needs_to_be_re-written

"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check." – Dan Quayle

Source: http://www.quotedb.com/quotes/3730

Ehr, new rule time!

Original content only. Actually QUOTE things, don't post quotations. Lemme edit the first post. Also;

This is how the Iraq war should have gone A bunch of Americans enter a middle eastern country, and teach the dumb natives the values of decency, justice, and compassion by beating the living cr@p out of them. If only the rest of the Middle East would follow this script! -cens0red

Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0431197/board/thread/105759187

Thanks for playing though! Keep trying!

P.S.: I did laugh, though.

Alright, you said it's easy to play, so I decided to give it a go. I knew it would be easy to find some idiot on Youtube… I was right.

8av8today-

Americans don't need to know anything about the other little countries. It's all about us baby. The rest of the world revolves around us.

That's why everyone wants to live in America but when the shit hit's the fan they don't want to be Americans. Fuck'em!!!

Tony blair is Bush's sunday night bitch and the Palestine's can suck a dick.

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ (comments, page 4)

Are you ready for it? ….

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:) I win.

SwartMumba wrote: Are you ready for it? ….

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:) I win.[/quote]

Hahaha, nice :).

Oops, gimme a second and I'll find a quote.

@SwartMumba nice…

Im not sure I f Im doin this right but here goes… Thought this was funny.

If anything ever goes wrong, just blame Canada! But if something like Billy Talent ever comes out of there, we Americans can take credit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm3u7Giwxwg

"Confucius say: Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky finger"

~Confucius

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.

• j.biddy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=houdini

Many more ridiculous ones, that's actually one of the cleaner.