I need help with flaming

Okay, this may sound like a joke, but its true. My friend refers to everyone who doesn't use a mac as 'mere mortals'. This is REALLY pissing me off, but I just can't come up with the best comeback/flame. What do you think of when you hear this?

Fritzo, its your time to shine :)

just tell him that us "mere mortals" can play computer games ;) and that most software out there is made for windows or linux. Macs look nice and all but the are mostly incompatible.

you could alternately slap him with a wet fish and just walk off……

just tell him that if he thinks mac's are that awesome, he likes dick. End of story. There's no argument here, no need to flame him. Tell him that and just walk away.

Ac1d wrote: i put it to you this way young one, :P, have you ever used a mac? if not you've missed out on nothing, IN MY OPINION, Mac is just linux with makup and a fancy shell. Also in my opinion, macs are for imbisil's who are to stupid to comprehend how to use a REAL machine and 2 mouse buttons.

now ac1ds posted just wait for kaksii and just say everythng in his post to your mate except replace ac1d with his name and dmz with mac

Im liking the wet fish…

So whats the deal with Ac1d and Kaksii?

Ac1d: I will skip the flaming. No time to repeat the story every fucking time. If you learned your lesson, then ok.

varreon wrote: Im liking the wet fish…

So whats the deal with Ac1d and Kaksii?

ac1d is from darkmindz.com kaksii hates everyone who even acknowledges the existence of the site kaksii therefore hates ac1d

koolkeith12345 wrote: ac1d is from darkmindz.com kaksii hates everyone who even acknowledges the existence of the site kaksii therefore hates ac1d

I don't hate you :)

varreon wrote: Okay, this may sound like a joke, but its true. My friend refers to everyone who doesn't use a mac as 'mere mortals'. This is REALLY pissing me off, but I just can't come up with the best comeback/flame. What do you think of when you hear this?

Fritzo, its your time to shine :)

Your friend is right, go buy a mac you sub-human slime.

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Just punch him in the face, all mac users are skinny liberal arts majors.

kaksii wrote: I don't hate you :)

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

i thought you did!! you certainly dont like me

koolkeith12345 wrote: :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

i thought you did!! you certainly dont like me

Nah, I'm quite objective guy.

It always ended up me flaming you because it just ended up like that. Circumstances and everything.

kaksii wrote:

Nah, I'm quite objective guy.

It always ended up me flaming you because it just ended up like that. Circumstances and everything.

you mean objectionate?? no it was always you flamming everytime d,m and z were put together and me getting annoyed with your pointless one man war with dmz

No, I meant objective. Atleast I think.

Gah dude, remember the times when I made a sig for you in paint and you put it and I got my points for Other (some number).? eezy_1 was there. I liked those times.

It became shit. Time became shit. irl too.

kaksii wrote: No, I meant objective. Atleast I think.

Gah dude, remember the times when I made a sig for you in paint and you put it and I got my points for Other (some number).? eezy_1 was there. I liked those times.

It became shit. Time became shit. irl too.

yeah….. that sig ruled.

i hope your gfx skills have improved since then :D

lawl

And btw, you have always been in my buddy list.

K, let's stop this sentimental shit.

I'm off, cya all and peace.

<3

Everything has purpose, even macs. You may not know it yet, but a good few people use them. Especially along with XP on one machine for games ánd a comprehensible OS to listen music with. I never used a mac extensively, but they have their pros, a few.

Just tell the guy that if he isn't running windows on the same box he is missing out on Video games and a few cool apps.

and he is voiding all his rights and giving his soul over to corporate multinationals.

And he has a small tool.