Halloween
I'll be handing out candy to rich suburbanites who think their little angels deserve Halloween spirit and cheer in addition to a damn snickers bar or three. Also, little fat seven year olds will try to make off with my bowl of candy and go crying to mammy when they don't get their chokklits.
I wish I was little again, so I could be on the other end of this. =P
When it gets later, I might try to give my community a little scare. Burn a symbol into the grass of the park, cryptic messages on people's porches, something like that.
I'm going to down a 6-pack (Amber Bock), maybe play some drunken Guitar Hero, bone my wife, and go to sleep. Yeah, no candy… fuck it. I'd rather spend my money on beer. B)
Oh, and maybe I'll drop by the forums between the 3rd and 5th beers to flame and insult people unnecessarily. There's nothing like the intoxicated truth. :happy:
Edit: Crap, I forgot about candy for those little turds that'll come to my doorstep. I'll just buy a whole lot of non-chocolate candy so that they'll tell their friends not to knock on my door. :ninja:
no way man, paintball ftw!
it's usually a lot of fun because it's dark, so when you pop up out of nowhere, they don't even know what's going on..and then they get shot, and they feel the spot, and look at it, and if there's not enough light, they'll see the liquid on their hands and thinks it's blood and that they really got shot xD
doesn't usually happen, but its still worth it..