PHP Optimization Competition

For those of you who are unaware, there is a competition running currently, it involves taking a PHP script (badly coded) and optimizing it to the best of your ability, the lower your "score" is on the output, the better.

The thread which gives the source code to the script and the needed materials, instructions, rules and deadlines is available <a href='http://www.hellboundhackers.org/forum/hbh_php_competition-64-14629_0.html'>here.

This competition was made possible by -cL and jjbutler88, so be thankful to them, and good luck to all that participate!